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5 of the Worst Restaurant Seating Options

Aug 14th 2018 - J. Vigotsky Blog, 

5 of the Worst Restaurant Seating Options

Restaurant seating is often an afterthought for most diners. All they know is they’re hungry and ready to eat. But where you decide to sit at a restaurant can play a large role in how much you enjoy your meal. To get the most out of your dining experience, try to avoid these seating locations:

Under an Air Conditioner

under air conditioner

This is especially important for people who are sensitive to cold climates. While an AC unit might be set to a reasonable temperature, the air seems much colder if it’s blowing directly on someone. If you expect a restaurant to be crowded, you might not have much of choice when it comes to where you’re sitting. If that’s the case, consider bringing a long-sleeve shirt just in case you’re seated under an AC unit.

Next to the Kitchen

restaurant doubledoors

Sitting right next to the kitchen might give you a glimpse into how chefs work their magic, but it also might not be the most relaxing dining environment. Servers frequently walk in and out of the kitchen, and this can be quite distracting to some people. The constant noise emanating from the kitchen is another drawback to this seating area.

Around the Bar

sports bar

Not all restaurants have bars. But the one’s that do can get quite rowdy. This is especially true if a local sports team is playing on TV. So if you prefer to dine in a quieter environment, try to sit far away from the bar. Ask if there’s outdoor seating, as that’s likely as far away as you can get.

By a Drafty Window

drafty window

Window seats are perfect for when the weather is more temperate. But when winter rolls around, sitting next to a window can be risky. Many windows are poorly insulated and let in cold drafts of air. Needless to say, this can lead to a less than comfortable dining environment.

Close to the Restroom

restaurant bathroom

It’s one thing to use the restroom to wash up and get ready to eat. But it’s a whole other animal to be seated next to the room for an entire meal. A restroom definitely isn't the most appetizing sight in a restaurant, so try to sit somewhere else if you can. Especially if you're on a date.

So Where Should You Sit?

Wherever you want! These are just examples of some specific seats that don't work for certain people. But if you like the idea of dining at a rowdy bar or being able to see the chef in action, then go for it.

The best way to get the seat you want is to be assertive. If you see a free table or booth where you’d like to dine, politely ask the hostess if you can sit there. The worst they can do is say no. And if you’re not satisfied with the seat you receive, you can always dine at a neighboring restaurant.